freaking out here

ok
so im freaking out.
there are reasons dont worry :)
no 1: my blog has gone from 13 views to 134 :0
no 2: i have to do a blog post about talcum powder and one direction.
so first of all,
yay!
it probably helped a bit that i went to the apple store and logged almost every computer and ipad onto my blog :P

ok so i did a poll for a reason
the reason was because i wanted to find out what my viewers liked.
it turns out they (well you) like talcum powder? and one direction im not particularly knowledgeable about either of these subjects but hey i shall try my best.....
ONE DIRECTION
ok so one direction are a huge pop group who sing songs.
i guess the singing song part is obvious, because practically everyone has heard about them
i dont really listen to them but hey im pretty sure theirsongs are good :)
i can play "what makes you beautiful" on the guitar and the ukelele :o
ok, some more one direction fun facts :)
there is five of them,
niall horan
zayn malik
liam payne
harry styles
louis tomlinson
i would like to say i am very clever and knew all their names but alas i am not a directioner, so i used wikipedia, a bit of a cheat i know :)
but the 1D things i do know without wikipedia are...
Harrys favorite food is tacos
harry has cats
zayn has cooked with justin bieber.
ok so that wasnt a very good post on 1D but who cares, if you want to know about them use wikipedia ;)
oooh but here is a 1D link 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o3fcUH-yPQ
ok so talcum powder.....
it really gives me an insight on my viewers by knowing they want me to post about talcum powder 
i think i know more about one direction than i do about talcumpowder...
but hey
its white
can be used for ladies
babys
men
or sheep
but probably not sheep
it wouldruin the wool...
so ok i actually cant write anything more about talcum powder, but whooooooo cares :)
watch this
tis funny!
i loled
i chortled
its an actual advert
pahahaha
mens talc
ok
so yeah
im gonna post another poll :) please answer otherwise i shall feel like a loner
infact, i already do feel like a loner
this is because no-one has bothered to become a stalker of my blog
oh no :(
see you soon
HP xox
(i wont actually see you... or will i?)
by the way it is Nick Jonas' birthday :0

cute photo of deer. dont look closely at the second one

you may see some poo hanging out of its butt

:(

im gonna give you a quiz

ok
so my special friend who has a special blackberry asked me to do another post right now.
so i have
do you want a quiz?
i think you do
okokok the winner will get
the reward of being a winner
(you have to hilight the line above)
question one
what is a pop rocket?
2
what annoying things (that i mentioned in my first post) dont i like?
3
what instruments do i play?
4
am i alive?
5
what is another what of spelling fish?
please answer in the comments box
if i get no answers i shall be depressed
much love
hp xox

oo-er 13veiws already!

woah!
i actually cant believe it!
i have thirteen veiws! aaaaaaaaaaaah!
and there might be more when you look at it (well there definately will be more)
ok
so
um ive decided to surprise you
here is a surprise
im writing in red! OMG!
surpriseeeeee :D
ok so today i shall do a post about something.
um.
im not sure what really
thats a bit stupid of me.
i really shouldnt have started writing this post without knowing what its gonna bee about.
oops i spelt be wrong.
oh dear.
OMG
lightbulb!
i know what i shall post about
todays title is
how i came up with my blog
oops i forgot to underline it...
how i came up with my blog

i shall begin :)
ok, so i was at home yesterday and i wsa checking out my friends blogs.
and naturally i got jealous :)
jokes i didnt get jealous :P
ok so i saw their blogs and i was all like i should post on my old blog! (www.hugosphotos.blogspot.com) but then i was like 'naaaaah i will create a new one!
so i did
*round of applause please*
initially i was going to use the name 
rainbowmoustache but it was already used!
i was like | |
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so i tried penguins will fly
and that was used too!
i also tried numerous other things like...
iliveinapostbox
rainbowsock
house
rainbowbanana
shoes
ok
okok
okokokokokokokokokokokokokokokokok
but believe it or not, these are all blogs that actually exist!
at first i thought 'who would call their blog that?'
i then realised i was about to call my blog that.
i then had a real *facepalm* moment.
so yeah
ok
um 
i settled for www.canchickensfly.blogspot.com
oops i just gave you the link to a page you are already on.
ok so please spread the word about my blog, i shall give you a picture and please answer my poll!
muchos love
hp xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

hello

im not going to introduce myself, that way you cant stalk me.
well you possibly could stalk this blog
but you wouldnt want to do that
stalking is weird
if you stalked this blog it would make you weird too
but please feel free to follow it!
and then you can be one of my official online stalkers!
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyways i shall continue
but im not actuall sure what im continuing
but hey! im not talking about stalkers anymore, which brightens up this post considerably!

so before this blog (if this is a blog)
i had other blogs :o (mindblown)
i tried to be all boring and factual and talk about mature things like the weather (i didnt talk about the weather, that would be boring...)
i tried just posting photos (i love photography)
but then i couldnt talk to my veiwers
*not that i would have talked, i would have typed*
anyhoo i have just used up 18 (ish) lines and i havent really said anything! and omigod your mind just tricked you into reading this whole two paragraphs! im not going to tell you what this blog is about because that would just give stuff away...
but its not about make up.
or wasps.
idont like wasps
so if you do, please go away
anyhoo i shall leave you a lovely little picture to ponder over.....
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ posh word up there
*ponder being the posh word*
so
picture
yeah
i
was
getting
to
that
*using one word lines to build suspense*
drum roll
dramatic silence
photo below....

ha! i added two photos! bet that surprised you! 

well i took those two lovely photos all by myself

oh yeah

im cool

much love

HP xox

(hp doesnt stand for harry potter.... or does it?)